I really want to start bringing projectiles to lob at couples who make out in my computer lab. Not like they bug me or anything, but just cause they're stupid and it would be funny. But seriously, I've seen these people waste tremendous amounts of time because they have to keep leaning over to suck face, and I'm like "Dude... just do your homework, I'm positive that a half hour of not making out wont do any damage to your relationship." but instead I watch them screw off for hours, in which I'm sure they could be doing absolutely anything else (including not sitting in an uncomfortable computer lab with nauseating florescent lighting,) It kind of boggles the mind... Perhaps I'm just missing something for never having been in a romantic relationship, but good grief! The couple I'm looking at right now has been here for two hours, and they have not gotten ANYTHING done.
Yes. It's very nice that you're in love, but unfortunately nobody cares. Now how about using your very limited computer time in a way that isn't dumb?
And I'm not bashing on romantic relationships. Being in love is great, but it just seems like it ought to be supplementary to your regular life and not waste time in all the important things that you still have to do whether you're in a relationship or not. Perhaps I'm just a moron, but heck, who wants a relationship where all you do is get in each others' way?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to see if I can hit the guy in the head with my pen from over here... Toodles!
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So . . . did you hit him?
Neh.. Too far away, and I throw like a whimp.
Is PFM the PMS that all College students get? 'cause now I'm worried...
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