Oh my gosh, you guys, I totally figured it out! I figured out how coloring book artists achieve that special kind of awkward!
Once I figured it out, I was so psyched that I had to experience the magic for myself, so I made some of my own. I decided to use Lord of the Rings as my source, because I saw no reason not to. Apparently I don't know any better.
I'd like to take a moment to apologize to Mr. J.R.R. Tolkien, the cast and crew of all three of the Lord of the Rings films, and anybody who has ever been associated with the series in any way. I am very very sorry that this happened and I assure you that I am now sitting in the corner thinking about what I've done.
Now that's out of the way...
Here's... um... this:
But seriously, guys... These are way too fun. I could make a million of these things. In fact, I probably will. Expect more.
No, I have NOT already caused enough damage here. When have I EVER known to leave well enough alone? Come now, readers, I thought you knew me better than that....