We interrupt this nonsense...

And now a word from the writer/"artist":
(Loosely based on actual events)

Had to split it into two parts so it would upload....

Don't worry guys, Beth is watching out for you. Though it's amazing she didn't catch it sooner, considering that Grosland (our other roommate) doesn't actually build rocket ships in our living room either... At any rate, if any of my stories ever seem a bit... exaggerated, that's because they almost always are. Cause I'm a writer. And writers are liars.
Also let it be known that if you feel the need to try to find logic in nonsense and call me out on it, I WILL make an example of you. This is the lesson you all must learn to avoid the fate of my BFF Beth.

... I'm sleeping on the couch again tonight, aren't I?

Lazy post is lazy....

There is nothing about this picture that is inaccurate. Except the couch. My couch is actually plaid. 
Oh man, you guys.... my brain... I don't even know...

A few things: 
1)Yes, I DID put on Hogwarts robes and stay up until 4 AM in the name of Harry Potter, despite being a grown woman who should know better and who had to work in the morning.
2) Yes, I actually wore Hufflepuff colors. Proudly. 
3) I totally spent most of the movie sobbing outright.
4) I thought to escape actual effort with this post... I've been at it for an hour now because I can't type coherent sentences. 

That is all. Real posts might happen soon...ish... maybe.

Origin of a Bad Day

Been behind on things. That means you get another stupid comic. I'll post something else soon, I promise. In the meantime:

Probably More "Ad" than "Sense"

Some of you may have noticed that, in my recent endeavors to monetize my blog, I briefly used Google Adsense to place ads on my blog. Very briefly. Reason for this being that I got fired.
It went a little something like this:

After that I went crawling back to the Adsense admins and gave a groveling apology and begged them to reinstate my account because I was not actively trying to screw them over and was, instead, just an oblivious moron with very supportive friends and family who may or may not have actually read the terms of service. They flatly refused.

Suffices to say that Adsense and I are not speaking.

Thanks for the support anyway, you guys. I really do appreciate it.

Color Me Awkward - Update-

Oh my gosh, you guys, I totally figured it out! I figured out how coloring book artists achieve that special kind of awkward!

Once I figured it out, I was so psyched that I had to experience the magic for myself, so I made some of my own. I decided to use Lord of the Rings as my source, because I saw no reason not to. Apparently I don't know any better.

I'd like to take a moment to apologize to Mr. J.R.R. Tolkien, the cast and crew of all three of the Lord of the Rings films, and anybody who has ever been associated with the series in any way. I am very very sorry that this happened and I assure you that I am now sitting in the corner thinking about what I've done.

Now that's out of the way...
Here's... um... this:

But seriously, guys... These are way too fun. I could make a million of these things. In fact, I probably will. Expect more.

No, I have NOT already caused enough damage here. When have I EVER known to leave well enough alone? Come now, readers, I thought you knew me better than that....