Really now, this has gone far enough! If my depressing microwave meal is packaged in separate, sealed compartments, then there should be no reason for there to be peaches in my teriyaki chicken. If it happens again, I shall be forced to vomit with dissatisfaction and write angry letters to my congressman, the pope, Santa, and Mel Gibson to make me feel self-important. If I am not appeased, I shall begin protesting outside of corporate headquarters and THEN we'll see who has broccoli in their berry cobbler!
...It'll be you, Lean Cuisine. It'll be you...
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Call the comments number to complain; they'll send you coupons for FREE food.
When you protest, get Frank Chu to protest with you. You will not be disappointed. Seriously, check him out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ7RjuZM1gY
Ah, Erin. I do love your clever wit. It never fails to make me laugh, just so you know. I get my daily fill of happy laughs just reading your blog. The end.
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