Dear Mind,
I know that you are just doing your job, and I greatly appreciate your assistance in all my creative endeavors, so be aware that I mean no disrespect when I say this:
It is 2:30 AM. I have school in a few hours. Shut up.
We will talk in the morning. Until then, find some way to amuse yourself -- give me a really trippy dream or something -- just let me sleep, for the love of Dionysus.
Your pal,
Erin
